So yeah, what started as a casual “lemme learn to play blackjack online” turned into me whispering basic strategy in my sleep and arguing with dealers in my dreams. I thought playing online would be chill and educational, but now I’m deep in YouTube rabbit holes, obsessing over true count formulas, and yelling “NEVER HIT A HARD 17” at my cat. Anyone else get this obsessed? Or am I just cracking from digital exposure therapy? Also — where do y’all actually learn? Some apps feel rigged, and don’t even get me started on “live” dealers with that suspiciously fast shoe shuffle…